What if all advertising was negative like political ads?
I live in Florida, where the upcoming presidential primary next week has our media jammed with political commercials. I got to thinking this morning: “What if all advertising was negative like political ads?”
Maybe something like this:
> Duracell was caught red-handed making batteries, and battery acid is used to make methamphetamine, and methamphetamine is very, very bad. Choose Energizer Batteries: “It keeps going and going and going.”
> FACT: American Airlines provided 50% of the jets used by terrorists on 9/11 to carry out the deadliest terror strike in U.S. history. “Fly the friendly skies of United.”
> In 2004, the film documentary Super Size Me revealed that eating at McDonalds causes you to gain 24.5 pounds in one month. Trust the Creepy King and “Have it your way.”
> According to experts at the Mayo Clinic, alcohol – just like the kind found in Heineken – depresses the nerves that control involuntary actions such as breathing, heartbeat and your gag reflex, which keeps you from choking. Drinking too much alcohol can slow and, in some cases, shut down these functions. “Guinness is good for you.”
> MasterCard spends millions to make Americans grin with its “Priceless” ads, but they’re only telling you half of the story. Consumer debt in the U.S. topped $11.4 trillion in 2011, and 98% of revolving debt is on credit cards. Just like the ones in the Priceless ads. We don’t think that’s something to grin about. “VISA – It’s everywhere you want to be.”
Tonight There is a Small Bird Trapped Inside My Garage
Nobody saw exactly how it happened, as is frequently the case with many of life’s misfortunes. But tonight a little bird is trapped inside my garage, perched high above on the rafters. It scurries about on the cross beams twelve feet above the floor. Its head twitches about and its eyes scan for an exit. Then it flies around erratically and seems to begin looking for a way out all over again.
The little bird keeps running into walls. It flies into the ceiling. It keeps looking up for an exit.
All the while, the garage door below is wide open. If only it would look down.
Our instincts usually guide us to look up for our next great move. If only the little bird in my garage knew just how close it was to the great wide open.
I’ve turned the lights off, and soon I’ll lower the garage door for the night, like a window of opportunity closing.
Have you bothered looking down for your next great move? Don’t wait for the lights to dim. It might be too late.
Sensible Rules for Kids with Cell Phones
Over the summer, our 10-year-old daughter lost her cell phone. Not lost as in: I can’t find it. But lost as in: You screwed up now you don’t have your cell phone for a month.
We collectively decided that before school started, we would all agree to a written set up rules for cell phone usage. Summer vacation crept to a close this week, and it was time to put my words to action. Before long, I had crafted multiple pages of restrictions. After all, I monitor cell phone (and Internet) usage very closely. I know how to write a Service Level Agreement. And I went overboard on my rules doc.
After careful thought, I trashed my work and asked my (now) 11-year-old daughter to write up her own rules. It took her less than five minutes. Here they are, word for word:
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- I will not text or call after 9 p.m.
- I will not delete my texts.
- I will keep my texts and calls to a minimum.
- I will not text someone if they are right next to me.
(I usually keep my phone @ home anyways when we are going on errands or to a restraunt or a get-together or aunt Ellen’s and places like that, so I got that covered : )
- I will answer calls when mom & dad call. If I don’t, I will call right back.
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With that, we now have cell phone rules posted and in force. We’ll continue to sit down together every month when our billing cycle closes and go through her text and voice usage, updating any new numbers in our address book that happen to show up. And now, we’ll draw the line on time limits.
How do you manage your kids’ cell phone usage?
Fun With Historical Data Trends on Smartphones Aside…
Humans + technology produce an insatiable appetite for live communication. From smoke signals to the Long Lines Department at AT&T, people have historically been driven to connect in newer, better, faster, cooler ways.
That’s about all there really is to say about historical usage.
Next week Steve Jobs will fire up a live mobile video call as he unveils and demos the next gen iPhone. In other news, Skype’s iPhone app supporting voice is here. And this Monday, AT&T moves to metered wireless data and discontinues all-you-can-eat for new subscribers. If you think something spooky is going on at the amusement park, pull off the zombie’s mask, Shaggy.
I noticed that AT&T recently made it easier to find historical data usage using your online account manager. The official line from T is that today 65 percent of AT&T smartphone customers use less than 200 MB of data per month on average. And none of that matters. Period.
Charts and graphs are fun, but my February field test with Skype in Haiti gave me a very real idea about how easy it is to break a network when we push for the next communications breakthrough.
You can bet that AT&T wants you to look back at the past six months to baseline your data plan needs. But wait before you jump to save that five bucks. How you use data is subject to change.
Say what you want about them not having their network ready for smartphones. AT&T called this whole video thing way before anybody else. I’m just guessing that more people will buy iPhone 4Gs in the first 5 seconds than ever heard of the 1970s Picturephone(TM) service.
Millions of handheld phones capable of streaming live voice and video is why metered wireless data plans are here to stay.




